No one was there! I need to learn how to do the brown buttered popcorn. That and a handful of carmels would be a terrific treat! Bring on the next assignment!
Get pan hot. Throw in butter, swirl pan, burn butter. Swear. Pour burned butter in garbage. Hot butter burns hole in plastic garbage can liner. Butter seeps onto floor. Walk on floor. Slip. Fall. Swear. Lie in hospital bed. Pretend to be in coma and THEN AND ONLY THEN will carmels and next assignment appear. Browned butter is code word. Mother Goose is under the bed. Beware of Little Bo Peep. All is well in Pretoria. The moon is full and the lamp post is empty.
The next assignment, should you accept it, is looming over you....
ReplyDeleteGet pan hot. Throw in butter, swirl pan, burn butter. Swear. Pour burned butter in garbage. Hot butter burns hole in plastic garbage can liner. Butter seeps onto floor. Walk on floor. Slip. Fall. Swear. Lie in hospital bed. Pretend to be in coma and THEN AND ONLY THEN will carmels and next assignment appear. Browned butter is code word. Mother Goose is under the bed. Beware of Little Bo Peep. All is well in Pretoria. The moon is full and the lamp post is empty.
ReplyDeletePS Report in when assignment is done. Use code word.
ReplyDeleteBring on the LOOM! Browned butter may just be TOO complicated. But I will try, sometime, I promise. Hang out the brown flag!!!
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