I owe this to someone who is supposed to look here for it:
The words to a crazy song:
I once knew a man who had 12 teeth --
Five on the top and five underneath;
One in the middle, that left one more...
That he kept back home in the bureau drawer.
"Yes," he said. "That is the truth!
That one is my very best tooth,
So I keep it home, safe and sound,
In my bureau drawer!"
Have a good day and don't lose your "very best tooth!"
I should go upstairs and see what state this joke is attributed to but I'm lazy so I'll make one up.
ReplyDeleteDid you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? If it had been invented in any other state it would be called a teethbrush.
Sorry to all Tennesseeians.
What song is that?